I’m Getting Really Turned On By Rosie O’donnell..and I’m A Guy!?

OK…I know this is kind of strange, seeing her sexual preferences, but I keep having wet dreams about Rosie O’Donnell…an worse than that, I am wearing a frogman suit, complete with flippers and scuba diving tank. Rosie is wearing a flamingo pink wet suit and it is making me so aroused. How do I get this image out of my brain? I tried dousing ice cold water in my face for several hours, but still…each night that dream haunts me…Any other ideas??

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12 Responses to “I’m Getting Really Turned On By Rosie O’donnell..and I’m A Guy!?”

  1. gmonte33 says:

    Just indulge in your erotic Rosie fantasies. I do.

  2. Roger N says:

    Maybe you used to be a whale in your past life.
    That would explain all the scuba gear and the Rosie attraction. ;)

  3. Angela Vicario says:

    Please don’t make me throw up! :S

  4. GingerGi says:

    Seek professional help immediately!

  5. Agent 86 says:

    I think you should issue an apology and check yourself into rehab.

  6. Rick R says:

    Watch 20/20 with Bawbaw Watahws. It’ll get rid of one nightmare and start a new one… And when you start having wet dreams about Barbara Walters, all you need to do is read a book with a lot of l’s r’s and w’s, before you go to bed, and that will subside, because Bawbaw is afraid of those letters.
    But hey man, if you’re really attracted to Rosie, yer best bet is to come out of the closet…. Connect the dots, I’m sure you’ll understand.

  7. ranger_g says:

    I am sure Donald will not agree with you on this one.

  8. Blonde Boy says:

    Rosie’s a fat obnoxious lesbo. Well,beauty is in the eye of the
    be-holder.

  9. Scotty says:

    what kind of drugs did you say you were on?

  10. Mr. US of A, Baby! says:

    Deep down in your unconscious subliminal you are really a Canadian. That pretty much explains it……Sorry.
    GOD BLESS THE USA!

  11. dshworth says:

    Yeah! Get a frogman suit, a blowup doll of Rosie and a camera and take pictures of yourself standing with the doll! Look at it every night before you go to bed until the dreams stop! If the dreams don’t stop you are destined to be with the blowup doll!

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